Posts Tagged ‘beyonce’

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Blue Ivy Carter x Twitter

Posted: February 8, 2012 in Tweets
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via Urlesque on Tumblr

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Thinspo No Mo’ – CFDA introduces health guidelines for NY Fashion Week
Ancient Shade – Madonna throws some dust at Janet Jackson re: Nipplegate ’04
Snoop > Kim K – Snoop calls Kim K out as the cold-blooded, Mandingo-loving skeev that she is
Beyonce Class – Rutgers U will be offering a class on Beysus and her impact on race relations, perceptions of beauty, etc
Perfumes – French court has fined perfume giants for price fixing

Glory – Jay-Z ft Pharrell

Posted: January 10, 2012 in Videos
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Jay-Z recorded a song for his daughter. This song is some cute shit. I mean, Jay. Wow. Glory.

Shade: Keri x Beyonce

Posted: November 25, 2011 in Videos
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Beyonce @ Roseland

Posted: November 18, 2011 in Videos
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I don’t think that I ever gave a review of Beyonce’s concert at Roseland, which I attended gratis. Yep, don’t ask how, but yeah…

It was great, even though I didn’t like the album as much as I do currently. However, here’s a clip (from someone else):

1 + 1 – Beyonce

Posted: November 13, 2011 in Videos
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Beyonce’s latest video ‘1+1’ that I initially hated when I saw the director’s cut, and I still don’t find to be a particularly interesting video. And then I realized why this song and video are epic.

If you are in that ‘madly, truly, deeply’ kind of love, these lyrics while silly at their essence really speak to that experience. When you’re in that deep, it really is only about the 2 of you.

‘You really have nothing but love.’

Now in looking at the video I understand that this is not for me, this is for the men that is inspiring Beyonce’s words. It’s sensual to him, and it’s a true expression of how his love makes her feel. The fact that I don’t ‘feel’ anything with this video reminds me that it’s not about me.

But damn, I can’t wait until I see this type of expression of love. That will be a day that the essence of ‘1+1’ will not just ring true, but will inspire me to say some really dumb things like

‘I don’t know much about algebra, but I know that this much is true.’

Party – Beyonce

Posted: October 31, 2011 in Videos
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I’m guessing this is being released to coincide with Halloween because really Beyonce? You’re trailer trash? Maybe that’s an inappropriate term, but Beyonce, wtf?

Shared purely for its ridiculousness.

PERFORMANCE STYLES

Beyonce:



Britney Spears:

  • Imagine a huge $50 million stage, pyrotechnics, special effects, elaborate costumes, high-tech lighting, and 80 dancers.
  • The lights go down and Britney makes a dramatic entrance, rising from underneath the stage in a cloud of smoke.
  • She looks at the crowd of screaming fans, then lies down and takes a nap for 2 hours.
  • Tickets are $1000 a piece, and you will deal.

Christina Aguilera:

  • Taking a 3 minute up-tempo pop/electro/dance song and turning it into a 5-hour Negro spiritual..

Lady Gaga:

  • Performance Art + Broadway while playing the piano and dancing like a zombie from the “Thriller” video.


ENGLISH-TO-STAN DICTIONARY
Stan Language is a combination of gay slang, Ebonics, smilies, internet abbreviations , and just general poor education.
My favorite artist is superior to the overwhelming majority of her peers and that is a fact that people will have to cope with.

My fave slays the rest of the g3rls and you will deal

That was not my intention, that is not my reason for being here, and I do not wish to explore this topic any further.

I am not here for that

Judging from your comments and/or tone I sense a slight amount of anger and resentment.

You mad?

It is my firm belief that my favorite artist is about to achieve an astounding level of success and acclaim.
SHE’S ABOUT TO SLAAAAAAAAAAAY!
GIFS
Often times in stan wars, fans become overwhelmed by the the sheer buffoonery, coonery, and queenery of other stans. In the instances where words escape you, you can use animated GIFs. For example:

I don’t see it for you…at all.

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Keep it cute.

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My favorite artist is about to slay.

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I am overwhelmed by the epicness of my favorite artist.

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Beyonce >>>>> All

Posted: May 24, 2011 in Videos
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She made the song Who Run the World (Girls) so major with these performances below…yes, Beysus, yes!

Run the World (Girls) – Beyonce

Posted: May 18, 2011 in Videos
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I thought/hoped that it would be a bit more epic…it’s a somewhat static video of just Beyonce dancing. I wonder why she has back up dancers at all really…I like the unofficial video better.

However, Beysus’ p-popping skills are to be admired.

This may not be the actual choreography, but it is pretty tight.

As part of an initiative to get American children more active, we have ‘Move Your Body.’ Praise Beysus.

Obama x Beyonce = Good for America

Posted: April 11, 2011 in Videos
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I support the movement