That annoying moment when your juice box refuses to lose it’s virginity.
Sometimes I sit on the couch watching Rugrats and I wonder what the
fuck am I doing with my life, ya know?
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did except for you.
So all I said was "da-da" and they lost their shit!
Rub a dub dub. Took a shit in the tub.