#Twitter: @GSElevator

Posted: August 14, 2012 in Tweets
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#1: The best birth control I know is just not answering her phone calls afterwards. #HearNoEvilSeeNoEvil
#1: Like all ABCs, he’s an avid Lakers, Yankees, Cowboys, and Man U fan…
#1: Most of the medals might as well say ‘Congratulations on wasting your life perfecting a worthless skill.’
#1: Groupon… Food stamps for the middle class.
MD#1: Don’t get married, dude. Marriage is watching someone you love
slowly disintegrate. But perhaps, I am romanticizing it.
#1: Unless you just can’t get into an Ivy League school on merit, why
would you ever claim to be any part Native American?


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