#Twitter: @MrDrunkBaby

Posted: July 25, 2012 in Tweets
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So I said "da-da" yesterday and they just lost their shit!
And I was all like: Bitch, that ain’t no airplane, that’s a spoon!

Of course Bartender I’m the legal age, 21 months
I’ll take some more Vodka in Sippy cup sir
So yeah, I lost 10 pounds last week, parents had me circumcised.
Fuck Dora. Tell her she can solve her own shit from now on.

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