#Twitter: @WilllllyWonka

Posted: July 8, 2012 in Tweets
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Oh, you have a brand new boyfriend? Please tell me more about how you think he’s ‘the one’
You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy
I see your argument contains a lot of cuss words. You must really know what you’re talking about.
Oh, you have racing stripes on your car? It must be so fast now, stickers really increase engine performance.
Oh, you’re a whore who’s acting drunk. Your alcohol tolerance is SO high
There should be a weight limit on bikini pictures.

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