So I said "da-da" yesterday and they just lost their shit!
And I was all like: Bitch, that ain’t no airplane, that’s a spoon!
Of course Bartender I’m the legal age, 21 months
I’ll take some more Vodka in Sippy cup sir
So yeah, I lost 10 pounds last week, parents had me circumcised.
Fuck Dora. Tell her she can solve her own shit from now on.
Damn, Charice is talented…too bad she had such a short story arc on Glee. But can we also discuss the lyrics of this song? Is this doesn’t describe your current situation, you might want to rethink it.
JCQ: Do you think I have Aspergers?
Me: No, you’re just otherwise not well socially adjusted
JCQ: What does that mean?
Me: …or said another way, you find this group’s social environment limiting. so you challenge it
JCQ: I think I am, I just choose not to be. it’s fun to be obnoxious
JCQ: Maybe one day you and SMM can tag-psycho analyze me
Me: eh, maybe
JCQ: or would it be some hannibal lector shit where I would reverse psycho analyze you? I don’t now, just throwing it out there
Me: Haha. It would probably be the hannibal lector scenario at least with SMM
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It’s been about 6 months since I’ve had this iPhone, and I couldn’t be happier…well, you know what I mean.
I barely use my computer these days (sorry gchat friends), as everything really can be done via apps.
But what I really can’t get enough of is the ability to screenshot my screen. It has taken my shade and sleuth game to the next level. Sending conversations and maybe blogging them has never been easier.
via The Daily What
via The Daily What
Oh, you have a brand new boyfriend? Please tell me more about how you think he’s ‘the one’
You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy
I see your argument contains a lot of cuss words. You must really know what you’re talking about.
Oh, you have racing stripes on your car? It must be so fast now, stickers really increase engine performance.
Oh, you’re a whore who’s acting drunk. Your alcohol tolerance is SO high
There should be a weight limit on bikini pictures.