#Twitter: @WilllllyWonka

Posted: April 9, 2012 in Tweets
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Oh, you got Starbucks? Please post a picture on Instagram.
Oh, you say all guys are the same? You must have tried them all.
Please continue to talk about how fat you are, 15 year old girl that weight 115 pounds.
You have an album called Photography on Facebook? You must be a professional.
Oh, your boyfriend hasn’t texted you back yet and its been 5 minutes? He clearly wants to break up with you.
I love it when people send me cards without money in them. I really do.

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