Archive for February, 2012

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#Twitter: @RalphRudeSays

Posted: February 29, 2012 in Tweets
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When the last time you heard a successful/wealthy nigga say rise n grind tho? O Aight. Just checkin.
Lookin back on the past few years of my life… I pray to sweet white baby Jesus I don’t have no daughters.
Daughters are filthy creatures. I know first hand what they’re capable of once they hit young adulthood. I don’t want no parts of that.
And if I should fuck up and shoot an x chromosome out this wang, that niglette ain’t NEVER goin to college. EVER.

Boy bands are back. This song is great…for a band band song. And they’re really good acoustically…for a boy band. But isn’t this song like really awesome though?

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“My body is a dead language and you pronounce each word perfectly.” – Unrequited Love Poem, Sierra DeMulder (via hypnobate)



And so Black History Month 2012 ends 😦

This Time – John Legend

Posted: February 27, 2012 in Videos
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I was in a coffee shop on a date yesterday and heard this song, and I could barely concentrate.

Ran into you yesterday
Memories rushed through my brain
it started to hit me
now you’re not with me
I realized I made a mistake
I thought I needed some space
But I just let love go to waste
It’s so crystal clear now
that I need your here now
I gotta get you back today

This time I want it all
This time I want it all
Showing you all the cards
giving you all my heart
This time I’ll take the chance
This time I’ll be your man
I can be all you need
This time it’s all of me.

Last time I wasn’t sure
This time I will give you more
I’m more mature
I’ll show you
Last time I didn’t know
I messed up and let you go
I need you
don’t say no.

Lying alone in this room
All that is missing is you
pick up the phone
Won’t you come home?

I’m not ready, just not ready yet

Posted: February 27, 2012 in Ramblings

I went on the date that I mentioned, but of course right before it — I get a text from the Ex wanting to meet up. I had to decline, although I wanted to meet up.

Instead, to the movies I went. The movies were just the beginning of a great ‘real’ date despite all of the requests for intimacy in the movie theatre which made me both uncomfortable and nostalgic for when I did like being the PDA couple in the movie. After the movie, we headed over to a karoake bar.

Upon entering an empty karoake bar and with a tone-mute self, I was not really looking forward to this experience. And then I was serenaded with Alicia Keys’ "Diary," one of my favorite songs and started to feel some kind of way. It was so unfortunate that I was not with someone that I could appreciate the amazingness of this date with. It’s a really bad thing when you’re on a great date…except that it’s with the wrong person but everything else is ‘perfect.’ And when you’re sung to by a talent that was *not* booed off of the Apollo you kinda realize shit is serious. And when you end it off by singing Enrique’s "Hero" to me in an empty bar. Whew.

Unfortunately, I was not into it. It just was not who I wanted to be with. It did everything for me but did nothing for me at the same time.

And to kill this ill-fated love affair was hearing Evanescence’s "My Immortal" on the way out. Cue the emotions, nostalgia and memories for someone that I (pretend) consider an immortal love. No date can really ever recover when it’s that perfect but you feel next to nothing inside, or at least not for the person you’re with. So of course, I start thinking: I’m just not ready, I have not moved on enough to let anyone else into my world.

I talked to several friends and realized being "fuzzy friends" is just not healthy. I don’t feel like I’m being used, but I do realize we are both unhealthy crutches on each other, and that for me it’s a very binary decision. We have to be friends or lovers, we can’t be anywhere in between. I can’t psychologically handle that looseness nor is it productive for my future dates/relationships. I didn’t really know what to do, because I knew what I wanted and what I needed but refused to not allow myself to have both. And then, something happened.

I’m going abroad on an assignment for a few months, and something has decided for me. I know that distance will make my heart grow more compartmentalized, and new experiences will hopefully allow me meet people and force myself into a new rhythm. Although I am nervous, I am excited in a way. I know that Europeans love me, and that I need to be interested/occupied by something, so things may be looking up for me.

Love(ly) Razor

Posted: February 27, 2012 in Everything
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via Goodbye forever fatty

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Did you hear that? Visiting hours are over. Your membership to my mind and body has been revoked. Now go home with your tail between your legs because you don’t get to love me anymore. In fact, you lost that right some time ago. I used to be open 24/7 like some trashy diner or a pharmacy, but that was before everything bad that ever happened and now I’m just closed up for good. Just another thing that’s boarded you up along some disgusting highway. Your name is scrawled over it like graffiti.

Remember when I let you touch me? Remember when you owned stock in my dick? At a certain point, it felt like my body was more yours than it was even mine. You could do anything you wanted to me. Isn’t that an amazing feeling? Knowing that someone trusts you so completely you have free rein over them? When you have this power, you’re not supposed to abuse it. You’re supposed to always have their best interests at heart and protect your investment. You shouldn’t trade your stock! Hold on it, watch it grow in value.

Right. Why doesn’t it ever work out this way? Why do the people who are supposed to protect you often end up leaving you for dead? The Great Depression. The stock market’s terrible right now because of you. People are losing their homes because of your wandering eye.

There was a time when I accepted everything you said as truth. No questions asked. Why would I? Had you ever given me reason to doubt you? Your presence was always met with vulnerability and openness. I had no control over it. Whenever you would appear, I’d just open up for you. (Wait, ew.) Do you even know how special that is? Why would you ever screw up such a good gig?

You used to have all of me and now you have nothing. Not a damn thing. Not even a pinky toe. You could touch my neck/ my butt/ my ear/ my bellybutton whenever you wanted. You could’ve cried to me in bed and I would’ve been like, “OMG BEB! What’s wrong? Tell me more!” You could’ve gotten me to move somewhere like Montana with six roommates and I would’ve been like, “Um, okay…” Isn’t that so crazy? Everything to nothing in a single moment. All-acesss pass to blacklisted. From unguarded intimacy to being a stranger.

The worst part is that you’re surprised. “I don’t even get a pinky toe? After all we’ve been through together?” Um, no. And the fact that you’re surprised, the fact that you think everything somehow could be okay, makes me more unrelenting in my stance against you, against us. The only power you’ve left with me is the power to reject you. And I’m sure as hell not going to let that one go to waste.

I’m desperately trying to get to this place, desperately. I am going to have to force myself here.



#Twitter: @RalphRudeSays

Posted: February 23, 2012 in Tweets
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Nah real shit tho, chivalry died when hoes started lettin me sample
that mouf without so much as a value meal comin out my pocket.
Like the moment I asked #WhatDatMoufDo n she replied "i can show
better than I can tell", Chivalry was on airbrushed t-shirts n shit.
But chivalry kicked the bucket when picture messaging took off. Aint
gotta leave the toilet to see them titties. Verizon fucked shit up.
But really… Chivalry couldn’t really die if hoes aint start takin
other currency. People givin booty out on credit n shit. That EBT
Also, im not sure there’s a female sans gonorrhea that uses the term
"buss it". Correct me if I’m wrong tho.

Key & Peele: Lolzy

Posted: February 21, 2012 in Videos
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The shit that is going on with these two is out of control, and I have many opinions.

So basically, Rihanna made a video that shows her relationship with Chris Brown and essentially how awesome it was. And C Breez is dating a Rihanna look a like. Great, they are not over each other, that’s cute. Right? No.

Billboard brought up some good points:

In the three years and nine days since that infamous, brutal, incredibly disturbing Grammy night attack in 2009, there has never been a point where you’ve publicly proclaimed, "Go fuck yourself, Chris Brown; you will never speak to me again.

Because that "fuck yourself" moment has never occurred, we can only deduce that, whether or not your current relationship with Brown is even slightly romantic, there is something holding you back from cursing this dude out of your life forever

But, in all honesty… you can’t do you, Rihanna. Not here. Not with Chris Brown. Because like it or not, millions of people are paying attention to you, trying to be as cool as you, attempting to find love in a hopeless place and wondering if it’s okay to walk down the same dark alleyway twice. Young girls look up to people like you to guide them through circumstances too complex for them to tackle on their own, and by granting Chris Brown an iota of tolerance, you implicitly encourage others to consider doing the same.

And then I thought, well, who the fuck am I to pass judgment when I don’t really know their situation. Until I read this report which provides the brutal occurence of what happened that night. There was punching, biting and more punching.

What the fuck, Rihanna? What the fuck?

LOVE this cover. Jessie J, sang!