#Twitter: @GSElevator

Posted: January 19, 2012 in Tweets

ED #1: I’d almost rather let someone fuck my wife than rent out my
beach house. Almost.#1: Every unemployed asshole in a bathrobe with a Bloomberg free trial
calls himself a hedge fund these days. #2: Morningwood Capital.
Skirt #1: Whenever I get stressed, I go shoe shopping. [exits]. Suit #1 (to Suit #2): Obviously not for running shoes.
#1: WASPs kiss their kids on the forehead and their dogs on the mouth.
#1: Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks. I told her I’d wonder where the rest of my money went.
"We’re all God’s children. Some of us just get bigger allowances." #yoyoha


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