Brit Brit – Britney Spears turned 30…meaning you were probably a pre-teen when she made it big and now you’re a pseudo-adult. Scary, huh?
Top Model – Janice Dickinson says that Cover Girl chooses the winner of ANTM in surprising news that is mildly surprising
Sorry GaGa – It seems Billboard changed their pricing rules so the GaGas of the world can’t game the system and rack up #1s #yougoglencoco
Wyclef… – Not surprisingly, Wyclef used the Haiti relief money to pad his own wallet. Where are the journalist exposing this front page?
Jaws Closed – JAWS ride to close and our childhood as you know it has been forever changed