#OOMF said….

Posted: September 19, 2011 in Tweets
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I’m starting a new thing where I share some of the tweets that I have recently ‘favorited.’ #oomf = One of my followers, but don’t worry they will be completely out of context and perhaps not as funny to you.

RT LMAO!!! RT I hate when cashiers ask ‘is that everything?’ – umm no I’d also like all this invisible shit.
But srsly. Like I told @, i’m weary of pretending to be white all day. Its fucking EXHAUSTNG
Girl goodbye! You better jump on that. Aint no shame in being a trophy wife
So I occasionally dance with people shorter than me just for the quad workout

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