Stereotypes: Your State

Posted: June 1, 2011 in Videos
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See the full list under the cut

  • Alabama – Our state bird is the NASCAR.
  • Alaska – I can see seasonal depression from here.
  • Arizona – Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out!
  • Arkansas – Great scenery, brilliant people…. I’m sorry, we got Walmart.
  • California – Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct…
  • Colorado – SNOW, I mean cocaine. We’re also known for skiing.
  • Connecticut – Great schools, because there is nothing else to do.
  • Delaware – Come, we’ve got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come.
  • Florida – The more north you go the more south it gets.
  • Georgia – Atlanta! We’re kind of ashamed of the rest of it, though.
  • Hawaii – If you lived here, you’d be lazy too.
  • Idaho – Potatoes and Napolean Dynamite… god we’re cool!
  • Illinois – Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
  • Indiana – You have to drive through us to get to somewhere better.
  • Iowa – 56,000 square miles of dull.
  • Kansas – White-breds making wheat bread.
  • Kentucky – Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
  • Louisiana – Thanks BP, like we didn’t have enough problems.
  • Maine – A wicked lot of moose, eh?
  • Maryland – Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
  • Massachusettes – Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans. (corrected)
  • Michigan – Cereal makers, serial killers.
  • Minnesota – Too nice NOT to elect douche-y governors.
  • Mississippi – I’m gonna need a bigger bible belt.
  • Missouri – We’re #1!…. in… meth. (corrected)
  • Montana – Speed limits don’t matter when you’re drunk.
  • Nebraska – Footballs, drawls, and overalls…
  • Nevada – No laws, no problem. Except all the murders…
  • New Hampshire – Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
  • New Jersey – GTL (Guidos, turnpikes, and leeching off New York)
  • New Mexico – Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO’s.
  • New York – World’s 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
  • North Carolina – First in flight and lung cancer.
  • North Dakota – Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
  • Ohio – People care about us at election time…?
  • Oklahoma – 10 days tornado free!
  • Oregon – Dreadlocks on caucasians.
  • Pennsylvania – Even our Almish will fight you.
  • Rhode Island – No seriously! We’re a state!
  • South Carolina – Still accepting Confederate dollars.
  • South Dakota – …. at least we’re not North Dakota.
  • Tennessee – Where white people music comes from.
  • Texas – Everything is bigger, even our morons.
  • Utah – Multiple homely wives.
  • Vermont – Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
  • Virginia – Center of civilization to hicks-ville in 20 minutes flat.
  • Washington – Richer hippies than Oregon.
  • West Virginia – Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
  • Wisconsin – It’s too cold to be sober.
  • Wyoming – We don’t have any gay cowboys, alright? Okay, maybe a few gay cowboys…

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