#Twitter @whitegrlproblem + @YesImWaspy

Posted: April 28, 2011 in Tweets
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I’ll go with the grilled chicken Caesar salad, but can I get that with organic butter lettuce instead of romaine? And let’s substitute ahi tuna for the grilled chicken, and cherry tomatoes for the croutons. Also, lemon juice on the side instead of Caesar dressing. Oh, and hold the parmesan. Thank you so much. …. Actually, you know what? Cancel my order. I’ll just have an espresso

I don’t consider my substance abuse a problem as much as I do a great fucking time. #YesImWaspy

Whoa, sorry. I just woke up from a nap I took on Saturday afternoon. #whitegirlproblems

I think I’ll just passover the fact you thought I was going to a seder tonight. #YesImWaspy

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