FI: Stoner Style Don’ts

Posted: April 20, 2011 in Fashion
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10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

1. Quit this: Birkenstocks
A mandal by any other name would look as bad.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

Hit this: Espadrilles
An Hermès espadrille may not be ideal for Ultimate Frisbee in the quad, but it’s more than appropriate for quick munchie runs.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

2. Quit this: Tie-Dye
Psychedelia gave us many things, none of them as enduring or as tacky as tie-dye.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

Hit this: Bold prints
Pucci
prints are as trippy as they come so you can easily get lost staring into them for hours on end.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

3. Quit this: Hemp
A durable and versatile fabric, there are more chic ways to green your wardrobe, especially without using your green.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

Hit this: Organic fabrics
If you’re all about sustainability and that crap, H&M‘s new Conscious Collection is easy on the environment and on your wallet.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

4. Quit this: Puka shell necklaces
Ah, the puka shell necklace, or as I like to think of it, shorthand for letting everyone know you’re a complete tool.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

Hit this: Statement jewelry
A statement necklace says something completely different, like “I’m high as a kite right now and I’m going to dress like it.”

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

5. Quit this: Ponchos
If you’ve been indulging a little too much in the late night Taco Bell, then by all means, drape an unflattering carpet over yourself.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420
Hit this: Capes
However, a cape like this Alexander McQueen number is a fashionable alternative to the poncho but on the other hand, so is anything else.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

6. Quit this: Board shorts
Board shorts are appropriate on only one occasion, and that is on a surf board. Any other time is just an insult to surfers everywhere.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

Hit this: Suit shorts
Tom Ford
doesn’t think men should wear shorts at all, but Thom Browne doesn’t expect you to play hacky sack in a full-on pant during those hot summer months.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

7. Quit this: Hawaiian shirts
Hawaiian shirts are appropriate on only one occasion, and that is on Charlie Sheen. Any other time is just an insult to Charlie Sheen…which is kind of all right.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420
Hit this: Paisley shirts
Odds are you won’t need much to cheer you up this 420, but paisley, like this Michael Kors top, can add a dash of curlicued sunshine to anyone’s day.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

8. Quit this: Baggy jeans
“So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair – ew – and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so.” – Cher Horowitz

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420
Hit this: Harem pants
A harem pant gives you the same freeballin’ feeling of a pair of slouchy Levi’s hanging off your upper thighs and — bonus points — the drop-crotch acts as a great weed table if nothing else is around.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

9. Quit this: American Eagle
For most of us, middle school is over and so is the Eagle.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

Hit this: American Apparel
Going from the Eagle to the Apparel, though, is not so much a show of growth so much as a show of wanting to get laid. But even stoners need to slut it up sometimes.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

10. Quit this: Beanies
A beanie is like the stoner equivalent of the little black dress. And though I would deign to ask any pothead worth his or her reefer to abandon their LBD…

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

Hit this: Newsboys
A newsboy cap adds a certain air of jauntiness and charm. I mean, who would you rather get high with, beanie boy or Brad Pitt? Though the beanie guy looks baked as all get out.

10 Stoner Style Donts for 420

Happy Toking and remember to dress is human, to smoke divine

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