If you’re hoping for an early spring you clearly only own one house.
Gross. #YesImWaspy
When I’m bored I go through my contacts and delete all the numbers with questionable area codes. #prepschoolbitch
Ok officer, I have been drinking. But must we go through this whole "Get out of the car routine" we know you can’t arrest me. #YesImWaspy
The last time something burned in my house for 8 days, I needed penicillin immediately. #YesImWaspy
This year’s college admissions are really proving you have to be brown to get into Brown. #prepschoolbitch
Sometimes I throw extravagant parties just for the pleasure of not inviting the people I hate. #prepschoolbitch
Posts Tagged ‘waspy’
I love how I love you more than you love yourself. #whitegirlproblems
No Country For Old Men…Exactly. Please die soon Dad so I can get the rest of my money!!! #YesImWaspy
My boyfriend hasn’t met me yet, but he knows me better than I know myself. #whitegirlproblems
I’ve had no good naps this week. #whitegirlproblems
I don’t feel fat today. What the fuck is wrong with me? #whitegirlproblems
Most white people make me sick too. #YesImWaspy
Can you give me a hand? This salad’s not gonna purge itself. #whitegirlproblems
I used to think I was gorge but now I think I’m just adorbs. #whitegirlproblems
Sadly, “unemployed” doesn’t always mean “independently wealthy.” #whitegirlproblems
I "Love" rap but only "Like" black people. How does that work? #YesImWaspy
I took an inch and a half off of my hair today. I feel naked…and roofied…and raped. Is it cute though? #whitegirlproblems
My last name is worth more than money. #YesImWaspy
Nobody gets me. #whitegirlproblems
I would ask you where you got that skirt but it would make you too happy. #whitegirlproblems
Well there’s one thing Rosa Parks and I can agree on: I would be furious if I had to take the bus everyday also! #YesImWaspy
I heard the subway is very convenient way to travel. I wish I knew where it was. #YesImWaspy
I just went lipstick shopping. It was exhausting. #whitegirlproblems
Wait, I’m confused. Is this a surprise party or an intervention? Either way it’s super thoughtful. But I gotta go. #whitegirlproblems
Oh no, no, no. This is OUR independence day. You don’t even have a green card. Back in the kitchen. #YesImWaspy
Why does facebook think I know people who’s last name ends in a vowel? Gross. #YesImWaspy
Birthright? No, my people traveled for our "birthright". On a boat. It’s called the Mayflower, maybe you’ve heard of it. #YesImWaspy
Dear Dad, everything’s your fault. Love, Me. #whitegirlproblems
I love love love love love love love love doing coke sometimes. #whitegirlproblems
I gave my stepmothers dog an 1/8 of mushrooms cause I didn’t want to trip alone. I’m sorry he died but at least he had a good time. I think.
Where do I summer? Places you, your chest hair and your fucking cologne are not welcome. #YesImWaspy
Twitter is the only place I don’t get paranoid if a black guy begins to follow me. #YesImWaspy
Even though they’re left wing morons, Myself, Schwarzenegger, and Neil Young can agree on one thing: A man needs a maid. #YesImWaspy
I’ll go with the grilled chicken Caesar salad, but can I get that with organic butter lettuce instead of romaine? And let’s substitute ahi tuna for the grilled chicken, and cherry tomatoes for the croutons. Also, lemon juice on the side instead of Caesar dressing. Oh, and hold the parmesan. Thank you so much. …. Actually, you know what? Cancel my order. I’ll just have an espresso
I don’t consider my substance abuse a problem as much as I do a great fucking time. #YesImWaspy
Whoa, sorry. I just woke up from a nap I took on Saturday afternoon. #whitegirlproblems
I think I’ll just passover the fact you thought I was going to a seder tonight. #YesImWaspy
“Jesus Christ came back to life today and you decided to dress like a Puerto Rican!?! What if he saw you?!” – Mother #YesImWaspy
#Twitter @whitegrlproblem + @YesImWaspy
Posted: March 29, 2011 in TweetsTags: waspy, white problems
I love how you think that’s vintage. #whitegirlproblems
Anything inner city makes me very worried. #YesImWaspy
My major in college was picking my major, with a minor in being really bored. #whitegirlproblems
Yes, I’m prescribed to all of them. I have a lot of pain. #YesImWaspy
Ordering a virgin daiquiri is like going to a whore house and paying for a hand job. #YesimWaspy
#Twitter @whitegrlproblem + @YesImWaspy
Posted: February 23, 2011 in TweetsTags: hand bags, mexicans, waspy
Shhhhhh. Shhhhh. Shhhhh. I don’t understand when you speak Mexican. #YesImWaspy
2 girls 1 Birkin. #whitegirlproblems
Going to college on the internet is like paying to be middle class. Gross. #YesImWaspy
I just realized that Martin Luther Kings "Dream" and my Grandmothers "Nightmare" are exactly the same…trippy. #YesImWaspy
I think every Native American should take a few minutes to "Thank" my ancestors for making their country awesome! Let’s eat! #YesImWaspy